Risk 01 · Wiesn
The 3-litre gate
Bags over 3 litres — bigger than 20 × 15 × 10 cm — are refused at every Theresienwiese entrance, and security measures them. A normal day pack does not get in. Luggage storage at P1/P5/P8/P10 is €5.
Sat 19 Sep
Risk 02 · Driving
The legal kit
Every German car must carry a warning triangle, an in-date first-aid kit and a hi-vis vest, and the low-emission zones need the green Umweltplakette. Rentals normally have all of it — but it is the driver who gets fined, so check the actual car.
Tue 15 Sep · Sixt
Risk 03 · The Ring
I-Pool etiquette
Wednesday is an Industry Pool day, not a spectator event. The manufacturers own the track 09:00–18:00 and photography is officially not permitted. The viewing banks are informal. Watch; don't wave a camera at a camouflaged prototype.
Wed 16 Sep
Risk 04 · Money
Cash-only Germany
Pistenklause, most brauhäuser and every Wiesn beer queue take cash and nothing else. Hold €200 minimum, per person. Many public WCs want €0.50 in coins.
All trip
Risk 05 · Documents
The IDP
Every rental counter wants the International Driving Permit alongside the licence. $20 from AAA, in person, and it cannot be done from Germany. Drivers only — but if the named driver forgets it, the car does not move.
Before you fly
Risk 06 · Weather
Eifel cold
September in the Eifel hits 8°C overnight and it rains. Wednesday you are standing still in forest for hours. This is the one day the layers actually matter.
Wed 16 Sep
Risk 07 · Rental
Manual by default
German rentals are stick unless automatic is specified at booking. Both wagons are booked — pickups Tue 15 Sep at Stresemannstr. 364 (08:30) and Hamburg City Centre (09:00), both back at Munich Hbf Thu 17 at 21:00.
Tue 15 Sep
Risk 08 · Rental
One-way drop fee
Hamburg → München one-way runs €350–650 depending on category, on each of the two estate wagons. It is not a surprise if you read it now.
Tue → Thu
Risk 09 · Beds
Wiesn surge
Munich hotels run 2–3× on opening weekend and the trains cap out on the Saturday. Munich is booked. Köln is booked — KONCEPT, Altstadt-Süd — so every bed on the trip is locked.
Köln · Tue 15
Risk 10 · The drive
Tuesday is 600 km
Hamburg 08:30, Autostadt 11:30–15:00, Köln around 19:00. Six hours behind the wheel with a museum in the middle. Rotate the sober DD in each wagon and take a real rest stop — this is the longest driving day of the trip.
Tue 15 Sep